When my parrot sasses me.

Not being invited to parties.

Romantic rejection.

King Triton.

An insufficient wardrobe.

When people cut off my hand and feed it to crocodiles.

Sword.

An angry mob.

Henchmen.

Magic lamp.

Manipulation.

A dragon.

Revenge.

World domination.

Dominion over the ocean.

Defeating my chief rival.

To marry my love interest.

A fashionable wardrobe.

A tour of the French countryside.

A tour of London.

A snorkeling adventure in the Caribbean.

A tour of palaces, libraries and museums in the Middle East.

A high seas adventure cruise.

A tour of castles in Germany.

Sea witch.

Vizier.

Fashionista.

Mistress of All Evil.

Pirate.

Eligible bachelor.

"How can you read this? There's no pictures!"

"A forest of thorns shall be his tomb! Borne through the skies on a fog of doom!"

"My only true love, darling! I live for furs. I worship furs! After all, is there a woman in all this wretched world who doesn't?"

"So much for true love!"

"I'm a codfish."

"If you will not bow before a sultan, then you will cower before a sorcerer."

Manners.

Fashion.

Both.

Neither.

Pork roast, Yorkshire pudding and sticky toffee pudding.

Lamb kebab, falafel and hummus.

Eggs and beer.

Bratwurst, potato pancake and sauerkraut.

Pea soup, boiled salt pork, biscuits and coffee.

Sushi.

Pirates of the Caribbean.

Finding Nemo Submarine Voyage.

The Haunted Mansion.

The food court.

I hate Disneyland.

Red.

Purple.

Black.

Black and white.

Gold.

A cottage.

A mansion.

A palace.

A ship.

A castle.

An undersea grotto.