THE "I'M FEELING ACCOMPLISHED" AWARD - This award goes to smuggest, most arrogant, big headed boob in wrestling Who is it in 2016-17 that upon sight or sound drove you to new levels of douche hypothermia all the while making sure the whole world know..they're feeling accomplished.
THE "MATCH OF THE YEAR" AWARD - This is the match that actually reminded us why we bother staying awake until 11pm on Mondays and bother watching special events. Which match made you stand up and say..GO WILL-ENIALS..excuse me..Millenials. Either way, what match was hotter than Miami and had you ready to get jiggy with it?
THE "WHY THE FUCK AREN'T THEY SIGNED" AWARD - This goes out to the guy most obviously working the independents who WWE is completely missing the boat on. Past winners of this award include El Generico (now known as Sami Zayn) and Kevin Steen (now known as Kevin Owens both members of the SMACKDOWN LIVE roster). This means either WWE is listening to this shit or we're just shooting fish in a barrel..either way, vote for who you like!
THE "X-PAC HEAT" AWARD - A soup classic. Past winners include..who gives a fuck..neither of us remember because they fucking sucked. Hopefully they're gone. Please also note that voting for these guys WONT make them go away. And you can only vote for Big Show once.
THE "SWEETEST SUGAR WALLS" AWARD - This one goes out to the hottest diva of the year. No talent neccesary. Simply Based off the aesthetic value of woman. Although this is wrestling..No one would ever do such a thing!
THE "LEAST OFFENSIVE DIVA" AWARD - This award is based off of actual talent. Which female wouldn't embarass you if you had to show a match of to a female who might someday touch your genitals. Or, just didn't make you want to take a wet kaka when you hear their entrance music play.
THE "SOUPIEST WRESTLER OF THE YEAR" AWARD - Never has an award in the history of professional wrestling podcasting ever existed that carried more weight that this..not to suck our own dicks or anything. But SO many amazing legends have won this award. Life changing. Career alerting. This is the big one.
THE "SOUPIEST CALLER/VOICEMAIL" AWARD - This award goes to that special someone who either is in dire mental health or exudes everything you like in your bowl of soup. Thats right, love versus hate for this award.
THE "BACKDOOR GUESTS ARE BEST" AWARD - Awarded to your favorite guest we have had on Wrestling Soup in 2016 and 2017.
THE "I THINK I FUCKED UP MY PUSH" AWARD - For the wrestler who was literally on top of the world and just as quickly has found themselves outside of Walmart selling selfies for $5 bucks and a bowl of Ramen noodle.
"SOUPIEST ONLINE SCANDAL" - As in most ridiculous thing that happened to a wrestler this year due to their shit online.
THE "TUNA-MELTZER" AWARD - This award goes to the wrestler/promotion/or moment in 2016-17 that made the true nerds cry with joy..but left the rest of us not really caring. Imagine that? Most people don't care about nerdy Tuna-Meltzer level shit. Fart noise
THE "SOUPIEST MATCH OF THE YEAR" AWARD - The Match which reminds us all why we do what we do. The match that makes us go "Ah..yes...that right there was a fine fecal abortion" Then much like a parent who catches their kid doing blow or listening to Kid Rock..We say. "We're not mad. We're just dissapointed" and to be the soupiest match of the year..you better bring the disappointment.
"SOUPRISE I DON'T SUCK" - Almost as mystifying as finding out that annoying itch on your shit-ring isn't an STD is the equivalent of finding a talent in 2016-2017 that doesn't make us want to hari-kari ourselves. This is awarded to those who have actually DEBUTED WELL and have been booked solid and have surprised us with good matches and promos etc.
THE "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING SHIT" AWARD - This one is for those real special moments..and there have been many in 2016-17 where you could only think.. "what the fucking fuck? who could fucking fuck this shit up so fucking bad that would make you jealous of Hellen Keller holy shit on a stack of bibles how could they blow this so bad?"Award
THE "SOUPIEST MOMENT OF THE YEAR" AWARD - This is the moment of the year that was so deliciously bad..that it was good. This is where the worlds of piss poor writing and comedic satire dry humped so hard that Kirk Cameron woke up in a cold sweat and pulled out abruptly from his 14 year old Cambodian boy slave..MmmM Mmm GOOD.
THE SOUPIEST WRESTLING SOUP BIT- What bit on the show left you larfing for many days after or most thoroughly made you look a fool in public? Yeah, we know. This is kind of self indulgent but humor us just like we've hopefully humored you all year. GET IT. HUMOR. HA!
