Which holiday hero or villain are you?
Bah humbug or ho ho ho?
Ho ho ho.
Choose a date.
How do you deck the halls?
Not at all.
Lots of traditional red and white decorations, a large tree and plenty of snow.
Lots of everything—paper snowflakes, an enormous and elaborately decorated Christmas tree, tinsel, dioramas and snow everywhere.
I boobytrap my house to prevent it from being robbed.
Vivid splashes of blood and intestines.
My style's festive goth.
Choose a present to give to someone important.
A basket full of their favorite food and drinks that I made for them.
Family. No matter how mad they make you, family is the greatest gift.
That depends on whether they’d been naughty or nice.
A rotten banana or dirty sock.
Lingerie for that special someone.
What's your favorite hobby?
Whipping bad children with birch sticks.
Watching gangster movies.
Eating cookies and milk and resting in front of a warm fireplace after a hard day’s work
Snowball fights, singing, ice skating, spending time with friends and family; it’s impossible to choose just one!
Choose a quote.
“Blast this Christmas music … it’s joyful and triumphant!”
“Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.”
"Ho ho ho."
“If I could work my will, every idiot who goes about with Merry Christmas on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through his heart.”“If I could work my will, every idiot who goes about with Merry Christmas on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through his heart.”
“I sense there’s something in the wind, that feels like tragedy’s at hand."
“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.”
"It started with the wind, on a cold night, much like this."
Choose your sidekick.
Choose a song.
“Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!”
“Money” by The Flying Lizards.
“Please Come Home for Christmas.”
“The Rise of Chaos” by Accept.
“Santa Claus is Coming to Town.”
“This is Halloween.”
“You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch.”
Choose a place.
New York City.
Choose a romantic interest.
What is your defining personality trait?
Choose a meal.
Cheese pizza, ice cream Sundaes and soda.
Cookies and milk.
Goose, applesauce, mashed potatoes, pudding and mince pies.
Spaghetti with a syrup topping, candy and hot chocolate.
Roast beast and Who-pudding.
Worm’s wort soup.
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